Other fun stuff from the week!

Life in a resort is always a laugh because you see so much freaky stuff and funny people. Here are some other things that happened this week!

“Daddy’s disgusting sausage..”
A family was sitting down to order food and the father was asking the daughter :
“- So do you want a saucage?”
“- No!!”
“- Are you sure? You will get hungry later.”
“- But mommy said that your sausage doesn’t taste good!!”
The mother’s face turned RED and the surrounding tables of beer-drinking guys burst out into hard laughter 🙂

“The pimped-out-gangsta-kid”
One young boy of 7-8 years of age came in to the restaurant with baseball cap turned sideways, hiphop baggy jeans, a big jersey and a huge bling bling necklace.. He looked like Mini-daddy! I swear I saw him flash a gang sign before leaving.

“The paper-finger”
One man was so scared of germs and other people that whenever he used his card to pay – he protected his finger with a napkin to enter his code when paying by card 🙂

“Nice kids..”
Kids have some thing for me, and small girls especially like to tease me. One small girl was drinking a cup of hot chocolate at the bar with her dad, and she asked for a pen and paper. After finishing a nice drawing of a pig, she gave the paper to me and said : “It’s YOU!” Thanks.

“The man-toe”
an englishman with 40 year old ski-chlothes had his pants so high up that he revealed the man-toe of the year. You didn’t wanna look at it but at the same time you couldn’t stop looking..


“The vodka faucet”
Everybody in the restaurant industry knows that the guests who just want a glass of water for free are the ones screaming for your attention and doing whatever rude disrespectful thing they can to be served before everybody else. WHY? Don’t they understand that we have to serve the PAYING customers first? Please, if your’e gonna have a glass of water for free, you have to start at the bottom of the list and wait your turn.

At our restaurant we have installed a faucet of tap water and glasses located beside the bar so guests easily can drink water as much as they like without disturbing me in the bar when I’m serving THE PAYING customers.  However, everyday I get the same question about 50 times:
“- Excuse me.. EXCUSE MEE! Is this water in the faucet here with all these glasses?”
“- Yes.”
“- Oh. Can I have some..?”
“- Yes.”
What the hell to you think it is, a strawberry daiquiri faucet!? Of course its water, idiot.

Author: Danny

Life is an adventure! I believe in participating in life - not standing on the side and watching it. Here I will write about all my passions, big and small. Follow my exciting trips around the world as well as my almost normal days at home, wherever it may be at the moment.. If you like inspiration, travel, challenges, training, fashion, self improvement, culture, food and gear - look no further! So to all my stalkers, congratulations! Now you can enjoy watching my life closely at home with your computer, those cold nights with binoculars aimed at my window are finally over. I'll finish my first post by quoting Bilbo (a character in J.R.R Tolkien's The lord of the rings) with a line that ever since I heard it as a child (about 2 years ago) has left a trace in my memory: " It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to"

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