The vodka-faucet!

As you may have read, we have installed a water faucet with glasses for water right next to it, so customers can feel free to have some water at their own leisure and not disturb us in the bar while we are busy serving the PAYING customers.
Still, every day the same question..
Customer: “- Excuse me, EXCUSE ME! Is it water in the faucet?”
Me: “-Yes.”
Customer: “- Is it free?”
Me: “- Yes.”
Customer: “-Can I have some?”
Me: “- Yes.”
Customer: “- Can you give me a glass?”
Me: “- Yes Sir. My eyes will roll back, smoke will issue from my nostrils and a glass will magically materialize into your awaiting hands from a spring load contraption that shoots out my ass. Our you could help yourself by using the glasses that are standing RIGHT NEXT TO THE FAUCET FOR NO OTHER REASON. Sir.”

Soon it’s the last month of the season here, the ski facility is closing at May 1st. Last month is going to be a hard working month with lots of hours, much do to four persons of the staff quitting, but its also a month where most of the money is made. Especially around easter! It will be more or less 10 days of only work and sleep. Im looking to finish the season on a high note and I’ll try to save as much as possible during April.

Ive signed up for a course on a traffic school in May to finally get my motorcycle license! During those tough April days, that is what is going to motivate me.

Ive decided to adjust my ratio of nutrition now when April is beginning. Right now I’m at 25% protein, 25% fat and 50% carbs. the new ratio is going to cut back a little bit on the carbs and will land me at 40% protein, 40% carbs and 20% fat. Although training is going good, I have had some problems with a cold and I need to strengthen my immune system by sleeping better and at regular times. As the working schedule of April (In my guess) will have me starting 10.00 every morning its much easier then having different starting times as it has been before.

To top the night of with something funny, I have found a good scene from Jackass where Johnny Knoxville plays a grandpa sitting and drinking and smoking with a young boy in public place!

 

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